Here's an idea Marcketeers! Stay up real late and write the scariest place you could imagine finding Hamburger Girl and then post your idea here. If it's any good we'll say so.
ex. After watching six episodes of How I Met Your Mother in a row I get up off the couch to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom I hear something scuttle across the floor in the other room. From the bathroom there is a trail of fast food wrappers leading back into the living room. To my horror, there she is, sitting in the shadows under a side table next to my sofa shaking her cup of ice like the pit viper's death rattle.